Archive for the ‘Submissions’ Category

Just Funny

February 19, 2010

Submitted by: Edmund

Ok, I know this guy… he is not a douche, but this is way too funny not to post.  Edmund gets a phone call from Morgan one day and is asked to come over as fast as possible.  Edmund gets there to find Morgan helplessly upside down.  He pulled a Deuce Bigalo while he was working out, but didn’t have a fish tank to help him out.  Luckily he had a phone on him.  Haha!!!

If you have to make this blog, this is a really funny way to do it.  Way to go Morgan!!!


Another Parking Douche…

February 12, 2010

Submitted by: Sara

Here is one for all the parking douches. We get it. You’re important so you can park in the red.

I can’t say I’ve never done it before… but it’s still douchebagery.  BTW I bet you $100 this guy has a mullet, is smoking Marlborol Reds, and spends half his day guaranteeing that his car is faster than a Ford Mustang. – DM

Dancing Douche… We’ve all seen them

February 5, 2010

Submitted by: Bridget in Ohio

This guy showed up to a bar in athletic pants and sweater then broke it down in front of the band…ALONE on the dance floor all night.

Ok, I do see a ridiculously dressed douche here.  We’ve probably all been around the person that awkwardly dances when no one else is.  But did anyone notice the second douche in the photo?  That would be the lead singer in the band named “SpungeWurthy”.  Is that the best that they could come up with?  Really?  Sounds like a drunk night of brainstorming… followed by many other nights of similarly drunk fans.

Shirtless Douche

February 1, 2010

Guys who take pictures of themselves shirtless in the mirror and send them to girls they know or post them on myspace/facebook are ALL douches.  NO EXCEPTIONS!!!  If you do this, you are a douche… Even if you can crack walnuts between your abs.  I’m not gay.

Stepdad… Douche

January 29, 2010

Submitted by: April

Enjoy my Photoshop talents- I had to remove some kids from the image.   Meet Charles.  He’s a certified DOUCHE!

I could go on forever about his lying and neglect of his own flesh and blood family.  But he’s free now and has the 3 things he lives for P***y, Beer and Money (well what money he has left after my mom cleaned his a** out in divorce court.)

Wow, I don’t really know how to reply to that except…Awesome!!!  Everyone else, show us a picture of the douche in your life.