Archive for the ‘Personal’ Category

Microsoft Store… Corporate Douches

February 22, 2010

Have you ever been on vacation and woke up in the morning and forgot where you were?  Well if you woke up in a Microsoft store and didn’t know that Microsoft Stores existed, you probably would think that you were in an Apple Store.  It’s pretty ridiculous.  They copied everything…right down to the solid colored t-shirts with the logo in the middle of the chest.  Microsoft is always several steps behind Apple, and their marketing department is no exception.  See for yourself…

Then I saw this…

You know that all of the employees are completely embarrassed and thinking “I bet they don’t have to do this at Apple”.  I went in there one time with my brother to mock their products, and a guy tried to sell me a Zune.  He said that it was better than their “competitor”.  I said “Do you mean Apple”, while pulling out my iphone.  Then I called someone on mine… I won.

Just Funny

February 19, 2010

Submitted by: Edmund

Ok, I know this guy… he is not a douche, but this is way too funny not to post.  Edmund gets a phone call from Morgan one day and is asked to come over as fast as possible.  Edmund gets there to find Morgan helplessly upside down.  He pulled a Deuce Bigalo while he was working out, but didn’t have a fish tank to help him out.  Luckily he had a phone on him.  Haha!!!

If you have to make this blog, this is a really funny way to do it.  Way to go Morgan!!!

Drunk Chick… Douche?

February 12, 2010

Submitted by: Molly

You know that ridiculously annoying drunk girl who’s always screaming, crying and passing out everywhere? She’s a douche, but we still love her.

I know some women don’t like to be called “chicks” because it’s degrading… but I don’t think this young lady is worried too much about being degraded by being called a chick.  Drunk chicks can be fun and interesting.  Just make sure that you’re not her closest friend there, or you’ll be this schlub, having to Navy SEAL her all the way home. -DM

Flannel Douches

January 31, 2010

I don’t know when flannel leaked over from lumberjacks and rubbed off on skaters, but I think it’s kind of weird.  Weird, but not exactly douchey.  However, when you’re rollin with 5 dudes to dinner one of you should mix it up and make it a point not to wear flannel.  I couldn’t get all of them, but everyone in the group was wearing a flannel shirt.  Douches!

Gamers… Most are douches

January 31, 2010

I can’t think of a worse use of my time than hanging out with a bunch of 13-22 year old dudes who haven’t showered in 3 days because they’ve been on a Halo binge since their parents left on a 5 day cruise.  If spending time with these guys is what you are looking for, I’ve found the mother load at Game Shack in Mission Viejo, Ca.  We were waiting to be seated at a restaurant and thought we would go play some games in an arcade.  This is what we found:

We were leaving and I stumbled upon this sign:

Yes folks, they have a ladies night!  Apparently they’re trying to mix it up and bring the ladies in.  Too bad all their going to find is a bunch of douches who haven’t spoken to a girl since their grandma called to wish them a happy birthday!

Hummer Douche

January 29, 2010

I’m not saying all people with hummers are douches, but the odds that a douche is behind the wheel is pretty good… like this douche:

Come On!!!  REALLY???

K-Fed… Super Douche

January 29, 2010

Do I really need to comment on this?  Nice hair K-Fed… Guess I did need to comment.

DFW Douche

January 28, 2010

I was at the DFW Airport after Christmas. I saw this guy in the bathroom taking special care to zip up his incredibly ugly sweatshirt to just the right hight and put his hood on with his hair barely coming out of the top… like a douche.

Wine Tasting Douche

January 28, 2010

Q: Who goes to a wine tasting dressed like this?

A: A Douche

where’s the douche?

January 27, 2010

Douche-

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

you all know who i’m talking about.

he’s the guy with the popped collar.

he’s the guy with the ed hardy outfit.

he’s the guy wearing sunglasses inside.

he is…THE DOUCHE. This blog is dedicated to pointing out the douche in your life, and sharing his douchiness with the world.

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