Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

Justin Beiber… Little Boy Douche

February 18, 2010

I’m not going to sit here and tell you that this little kid is a douche for being famous and having the voice of a little girl.  Good for him on making it big.  Good for him for making a ton of money.  Good for him for being able to get almost any girl between the ages of 8 and 17.  But there is NO excuse for a little kid from smalltown Canada to talk like he’s been ridin dirty in the ATL all of his life!  He just moved there.  People shouldn’t become douches that fast!

I heard that the kid has a “swagger” coach… Yea, a swagger coach.


Paris Hilton… You are a DOUCHE!

February 3, 2010

Paris Hilton is famous for being rich and going to clubs… and carrying that annoying and ugly Chihuahua everywhere.  The only thing more annoying than her dog is her amazingly annoying voice.  Here’s to you, Paris!

John Gosselin… Ed Hardy Douche

January 31, 2010

When did Ed Hardy become the official wardrobe of douches?  Now Ed Hardy is actually sponsoring douches!  Check out John Gosselin:

Not only is he getting the hookup from Ed Hardy, he is rolling with Christian Audigier on his yacht and racking up $50K bar tabs while his kids are at Kate’s house being taken care of by the nanny because Kate is off getting more plastic surgery for her talk show circuit. I’m not saying they are bad parents but… ok, they are bad parents.

John Mayer… Douche

January 30, 2010

I know a lot of you may disagree with me on this, but John Mayor is a real douche.

I have three main reasons for thinking this:

1) He broke up with Jennifer Aniston… What were you thinking John!!!

2) Do those tatoos belong on a man that wrote “Daughters”?

3) This:

Kanye… What A Douche!

January 30, 2010

I used to like Kanye.  I figured he just had some form of Tourettes where he couldn’t control what’s coming out of his mouth.  But you messed with Taylor, Kanye… and that reason alone makes you…

Douche of the Week!!!

And your hair is retarded!  But I kinda like your sunglasses…

Jersey Douches

January 29, 2010

They were going to make the list… we all knew it.  

K-Fed… Super Douche

January 29, 2010

Do I really need to comment on this?  Nice hair K-Fed… Guess I did need to comment.

Girls Can Be Douches…Omarosa

January 29, 2010

I don’t like her!

Spencer Pratt…Douche!

January 29, 2010

I can’t imagine a bigger douche.

They’re always running around on the beach like no one is watching…

I don’t know if I could actually dislike someone who I don’t know at all as much as I do Spencer Pratt.