Archive for January, 2010

John Gosselin… Ed Hardy Douche

January 31, 2010

When did Ed Hardy become the official wardrobe of douches?  Now Ed Hardy is actually sponsoring douches!  Check out John Gosselin:

Not only is he getting the hookup from Ed Hardy, he is rolling with Christian Audigier on his yacht and racking up $50K bar tabs while his kids are at Kate’s house being taken care of by the nanny because Kate is off getting more plastic surgery for her talk show circuit. I’m not saying they are bad parents but… ok, they are bad parents.


Flannel Douches

January 31, 2010

I don’t know when flannel leaked over from lumberjacks and rubbed off on skaters, but I think it’s kind of weird.  Weird, but not exactly douchey.  However, when you’re rollin with 5 dudes to dinner one of you should mix it up and make it a point not to wear flannel.  I couldn’t get all of them, but everyone in the group was wearing a flannel shirt.  Douches!

Gamers… Most are douches

January 31, 2010

I can’t think of a worse use of my time than hanging out with a bunch of 13-22 year old dudes who haven’t showered in 3 days because they’ve been on a Halo binge since their parents left on a 5 day cruise.  If spending time with these guys is what you are looking for, I’ve found the mother load at Game Shack in Mission Viejo, Ca.  We were waiting to be seated at a restaurant and thought we would go play some games in an arcade.  This is what we found:

We were leaving and I stumbled upon this sign:

Yes folks, they have a ladies night!  Apparently they’re trying to mix it up and bring the ladies in.  Too bad all their going to find is a bunch of douches who haven’t spoken to a girl since their grandma called to wish them a happy birthday!

John Mayer… Douche

January 30, 2010

I know a lot of you may disagree with me on this, but John Mayor is a real douche.

I have three main reasons for thinking this:

1) He broke up with Jennifer Aniston… What were you thinking John!!!

2) Do those tatoos belong on a man that wrote “Daughters”?

3) This:

Kanye… What A Douche!

January 30, 2010

I used to like Kanye.  I figured he just had some form of Tourettes where he couldn’t control what’s coming out of his mouth.  But you messed with Taylor, Kanye… and that reason alone makes you…

Douche of the Week!!!

And your hair is retarded!  But I kinda like your sunglasses…

Jersey Douches

January 29, 2010

They were going to make the list… we all knew it.  

Stepdad… Douche

January 29, 2010

Submitted by: April

Enjoy my Photoshop talents- I had to remove some kids from the image.   Meet Charles.  He’s a certified DOUCHE!

I could go on forever about his lying and neglect of his own flesh and blood family.  But he’s free now and has the 3 things he lives for P***y, Beer and Money (well what money he has left after my mom cleaned his a** out in divorce court.)

Wow, I don’t really know how to reply to that except…Awesome!!!  Everyone else, show us a picture of the douche in your life.

Gang Sign Douches…

January 29, 2010

New rule:  If you’re not in a gang, you don’t get to throw gang signs… even if you think it would look funny or cool in a picture.

Pop That Collar!!!

January 29, 2010

Stop that… Stop that now!!!

Hummer Douche

January 29, 2010

I’m not saying all people with hummers are douches, but the odds that a douche is behind the wheel is pretty good… like this douche:

Come On!!!  REALLY???